Walt Disney World is a place where you will see some of the strangest sights in the…well, in the world. You’ll also hear some incredibly odd things, and that is evidenced by a lot of things you’ve seen me write on the Doctor Disney Facebook page.
Well, what about the things that we never hear at Walt Disney World? It’s amazing how many things just are so rare to hear at Disney, and that’s why you need to listen closely or you’ll miss them forever.
Below are 10 things that you may never hear at Disney World.
1.) “Let’s go to Fantasyland, Peter Pan’s Flight always has the shortest line.”
2.) “Nobody wants to ride Soarin’!”
3.) “What time can you get us reservations for at Pecos Bills?”
4.) “I really wish they’d bring back the pink cake castle.”
5.) “There really are far too many things to do at Disney’s Hollywood Studios.”
6.) “What is he saying? Por favor….something…Alejandro…puertas. Weird. I’ve never heard that Monorail spiel before. ”
7.) “It’s cold here at Animal Kingdom.”
8.) “Have you ever seen so much ‘Frozen’ merchandise?”
9.) “I’m sorry.”
10.) “I love it when the tour groups are here. They act so well behaved.”
Yes, yes…I know that you may have heard these before or you may have even said them before, but just realize that this is all in fun. This is a list that is meant to be humorous and that’s it. So, if you’ve said them before or have heard them said before…sure, that’s possible, but just try to enjoy the ride.
